sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

cramp:

when you don’t get enough likes on a status
image

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Theo James arriving at the Divergent UK Premiere

batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

tinybabymouth:

I…..i like….a boy. I am so weak

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE