a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.
when girls bleach their hair every other week and have the damn nerve to complain about it looking like hay
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this
how can this much occur in three seconds