homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
it’s already been two years since 2012
what the fuck
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion